A voyage to... Woodstock?!

No, I am not kidding!  Evening all, sswishbone checking back in, now before I go on and explain the title, I do have another entry tomorrow which will cover the three days prior to this, but today is most important so getting that out of the way first.

To give some background.  I have been to many events here in Japan, three Kikka handshakes, two of which had signings and one a mini-live event, five of the 'Cool hello'' summer concerts, Idol nation and Akihabara Backstage Pass (which I will explain in tomorrow's entry).  So after the last thing I did, I was thinking, well that's it, no more events and a week to go.  Most would get disheartened but I have my mates about and places I have not gone so lots to do.

That's until the 28th August, a day after my Birthday (31 now, gulp!) when I got an e-mail from Kikka's e-mail fansite support with lists of events.  Dates appeared to be when I was not in japan, until I saw one listed as 30th August!  I was like 'oh awesome!' read further and it was a live event, so I was properly going mad but wondering where it was, preparing myself for somewhere like Sapporo which I have no chance of reaching due to no money... 

I put the venue name 東京キネマ倶楽部 into google maps...  It was in UGUISUDANI!  This is literally one stop on the yamanote train line from where I am staying, total out of fucking nowhere choice!  Only issue now was getting a ticket, my Japanese is poor with kanji and I noticed some of it talking about going convenience stores and that had me wondering if I had to use those annoying lawson station machines to get a ticket.

Well to find out I drafted in some help, firstly I approached Turbos86 but forgot he was in Canada and that meant I was 13 hours ahead of him!  Not reasonable to expect an immediate response!  So thus I approached Dean and he got some assistance from his fiancee.  Turns out you have to register for some site, then order it, take a slip to a convenience store and job done...  Oh boy was this a fucking pain in the shitter!

First it would take my name, then asked for a nickname but wouldn't accept that!  Then address and phone number problem, then time out, close all browsers and start again.  same problem.  Close all browsers, everything is fine apart from my e-mail and my phone numbers!  By now I am tearing my hair out getting proper angry, posting stuff on twitter about it, angrily putting down Nino and Dean's joke comments as I wasn't having any fun (sorry guys really ticked me off this did!)

Eventually Dean's fiancee rode to the rescue filling out everything but having it in my name and e-mail, Dean then went one further by getting a lovely screenshot of the e-ticket.  29th August I walk to the 7/11 about 300 yards from my flat, guy puts in the code, prints out a ticket and asks me for cash, job fucking done!

So I kill time by looking more at the event and it turns out to be 'Woodstock Party ライブ had me wondering all sorts of stuff.  My excitement hit fever pitch however when I saw that not only was Kikka on the bill...  So were The  ポッシボ (or The Possibooooo as their towels and shirts say!)  This had me marking massively, one of my biggest regrets was missing them in Yokohama, to suddenly have this happen is like the planets aligning and the gods saying 'go on we'll make this guy's holiday!'  Absolutely awesome, also on the bill were 青SHUN学園 and テレパシー

I took a look and both seemed quite average but no matter, I was there for the two on the bill.  So on to today and after spending the morning in Ueno playing on silent hill arcade and chilling out, I ventured to Shibuya to visit some places.  Went to Uniqlo and saw a cool white shirt in my size which was basically drawings of people leaning against each other in different ways to form the kanji for Person.  Being a bit of a nerd I just had to buy this!  Also went shakey's for all you can eat pizza, 850 yen and it was decent, had about 8 slices, six huge potato scallops, pesto pasta...  Yeah , I pigged out a bit lol!

Got back to my apartment and was almost time to go to the gig, so just got my shirt ready and ventured out for water and pocari sweat as per usual for a live gig.  Got there about 45 minutes before doors opened so stood outside, briefly talked with Emu before we started being ushered into a line, now the tickets were just numbered rather than a row and seat, yup, standing gig!  My ticket was 132 but I still got in and found myself on third row.

However, getting in was the most fucking daft thing ever...  We had to use LIFTS!  There was just two and they only had a 600kg limit, I weigh about 118, a few more with me and that thing is going nowhere!  So after waiting for about ten minutes we finally got in and the venue was actually very nice.  It had a sort of theatre feel to it, especially with the look of the stage.  Venue was however on the 5th through 7th floors!  strange being so high up and at a gig, gave me flashbacks to tower records shinjuku!

So just stood about waiting and one wota was showing off a two-shot polaroid he had of himself and Akkyan from The Possible.  cue me getting my mobile out and showing off my two shot from Atlanta with Kikka, gained me a few points for sure.

Eventually lights go off and two MC's come out...  One was dressed in proper street clothes (including a shirt saying 'hardcore superstar') while the second wore a fucking dress and hat like a character from Alice in Wonderland...  I was now thinking I understood the 'Woodstock' name!  Anyway first up were 青SHUN学園 and this group really confused me!   There must have been around 12 girls...   Half of which had mics, the other half had nothing but their clothes, which were their own shirts signed by themselves, whilst a random guy in his 20's was there dancing with them...

First song was pretty average but my god are their wota loud!  They were proper chanting, oshi jumping and fuck knows what else, I know most wota are loud, but there was only about 10 of them I could see in their merchandise and they still managed to be deafening, probably saw videos of me and were like 'that's it!'  lol  But speaking of being crazy, at one point one wota climbed on another guy's shoulders, cue more outdoor high festival related jokes, and then, staggeringly, actually stood up doing full on wota swinging of his arms.  Damned impressive!

At this point two venue staff came in but he had already climbed down, they began the usual 'oh against health & safety, you're not allowed'  I just went "get outta here!" and another wota shouted it after them which I found funny (Especially as I said it in english and so did this wota!)

Second song is where things got even more bizarre...  The guy goes offstage then comes back dressed as a high school girl student (cue me preparing to vomit, if it wasn't for me sweating nearly everything out due to 35 degree outside heat I would have!)  Music again is quite average but the wota and the girls interaction just made it a good laugh, before, bizarrely, half the group left the stage and actually came into the crowd!

Not just to wave, oh no, they actually had everyone form a ring around them and do dancing.  I ended up right at the front of one outer ring so thus I had these idols literally two feet away shouting for us all to go for it.  This involved at one point some dance move that is hard to explain...  err...  Imagine a pub night where at the end there is sing-song.  Everyone stands in a line and a person places their left arm behind person to their left and right arm behind the person to their right, thus forming a sort of wall of people.  usually everyone then sways to some mid-paced music and roar drunkenly before staggering home...  Well this was similar, except everyone was in a circle rather than a line, and instead of swaying side to side, we were leaning backwards and then forwards in tandem...  I truly had imbibed something by this point, I had to have, it was just too fucking random!

Still the idols hung around and did high fives to everyone (including me, three or four them were up for double high-fiving me for some reason!), then for the third song a second dude comes out singing, then jumps into the crowd, who suddenly start something akin to a circle pit whilst he is being crowdsurfed in the middle.  Security again tried to get in and I am just like 'no chance, give up!'

After they left the stage/crowd brief MC on stage with them, so I took the first drinks break before テレパシー came on.  I had heard a couple of songs and they had this odd gimmick of air guitaring on cardboard cut outs of guitars.  I haven't heard of that since the new wave of british heavy metal scene circa 1979!!

But at first they actually came out in pink cheerleader outfits carrying pompoms and did the song cheerleading style.  Hmm...  Air guitaring cheerleaders, I'd even watch soccer if that became a staple thing!  Their gig was ok, songs were pretty decent semi-j-pop/punk, though lacking the utter awesomeness of Buono! or even the power of Passpo it was still highly enjoyable. 

One thing I will say is once their cut-out guitars were picked up it did become quite cool, I am sure Pukovnik_krv wouldn't like their inability to even try and air the technical playing, but they did show the attitude.  One member priouetted whilst playing along, another did some nice guitar screeching faces.  Plus a really awesome moment was when three of them threw their guitars and the other members caught them and carried on, shades of many an 80's stadium rock band right there!

Usual MC which wasn't that interesting followed before it was time for The ポッシボー  When they came on stage I nearly passed out, they went for this semi-chic/office look.  With Hashimon and Mororin sporting leather shorts and suit jackets, Robin this rather sparkly evening top and skirt, whilst Akkyan had a suit jacket and smart skirt combo.  Goto didn't stand out so I don't remember what she wore (sorry to any of her fans for that!)

They kicked off with their newest single 'be ambitious!' which is a corking track with an awesome PV.  Crowd were realy into this with the chanting along.  After this they did a song I had never heard which was similar in pace to Ijiawru Crazy love  but lacking the same impact, still they made up for this with their next track 'Nasty!' which has a rather smooth lick in the leads and some nice shifting in the dance beats.  One thing I will say is that Mororin is not very good live. I really struggled at times to hear her.  However, Hashimon, Akkyan and Robin really do a great job, and Goto has also improved a lot since I last saw any real footage of them, so great encouragement there.

Next song was 'Banzai my glory'  (can never remember the full title!) And this song is where I got pleas from the crowd to fully join in with what they do.  This is not to say I wasn't chanting or anything, I was, it is just that I very rarely oshi jump.  For those who know me there is a good reason for this...  I am rather tall, clocking in at 6'2 or around 187/188 centimetres.  When I oshi jump about nine rows temporarily lose all vision.

Add to this that the gig is standing only and there is possibility (no pun intended!) for something disastrous.  But the crowd insist I go for it, so I did.  Thing about this song, if you have ever seen the PV, is that at the main chorus the PV is of all members getting some serious air on a trampoline and doing all sorts of poses and moves...  Well the crowd took this as an instant invitation to be oshi jumping, I did a few must have easily cleared the highest achieved by wota by at least a foot, so yes, the U-stream might have been nothing but a guy in a yellow shirt with a backpack strapped to him in this song for a bit!

Following this they did 希望と青春の光 now this I saw live on an episode of Tsuntube where the girls had these glowing balls they held in their hands and due to their formation they could do these awesome arm movements that caused brilliant trailing light effect and fans had them to recreate it.  I was content to just raise my arm and chant but one wota actually borrowed me a jury-rigged star shaped thing that did lights exactly the same!  That was awesome and really helped me get into this really rather awesome energetic song.  The girls did the same dance I had seen on Tsuntube and being there you really got to appreciate the effect, I think once it goes through a camera filter it tones to down, here you get the raw unchecked fusion of the light which just makes it more cool, added to which they sounded amazing.

Their final track followed this but I am unsure what it was, it's one of those annoying tracks I have heard but not got the title of it anywhere in my head.  Really nice rock track which the fans got the towels out for.  All this time I was second row so really close and able to soak it all in.  Did all I could to not rip a person's towel from their hands.

After this they did their post-gig MC and talked about how they enjoyed seeing all the fans earlier dancing with 青SHUN学園, Hashimon was especially complimentary and even had a brief go.  Once they left the stage four fans walked off the barrier...  Yup!  Instantly I was there and not only on the barrier, I was DEAD CENTRE of the stage!

Cue the Kikka chants and on she came, adorned with the same outfit she wore at idol nation and when in the states, she looked as gorgeous as ever.  What she opened with surprised me, it was a medley of Kikkake wa you, hapi rapi sunrise, konna watashi de yokattara and darling to madonna.  All sorts were sort of 60% length so a long and interesting opening.  Great to also see the on the fly change of the chants from the crowd and Kikka did her trademark of getting us to sing the likes of 'aru kamo ne?' during this, which threw me back to Atlanta again ^__^

After this she did a mid-gig MC and she spoke about it was great to see The ポッシボー at the event as she considered them sort of family since they were all eggs together.  I liked that a lot as I think they graduated into NGP only a few months after Kikka joined but there obviously is some friendship there for her to say that! 

Why is Hashimon pointing a gun at Kikka's head?

Following this she did her best of album exclusive track 八月の花火 and it is still a wonderfully different song.  Very nice mid-tempo pace and some nice long pauses where I once again chanted Kikka and had wota join me which was awesome.  After this she shocked me by doing To Be.  I was not expecting this at such an event but it was so cool to see her do the song with the tough vocal delivery and lack of pace, meaning it was all about her.  On stage she had the occasional hand move, but mostly this felt like the sort of song where standing at the mic stand would have been enough.  Still, she carried herself well through it.

Afterwards pace picked up with her once again doing Time to Zone which was a nice reignition of the gig and some very simple chanting, before she ended with a song I have enjoyed for a long time...  Mizuiro.  This was really great live as she had the crowd towel spinning like crazy and of course we all shouted our fucking lungs out too!

Once this ended the post-gig MC occurred and at first the guys were complimenting her on her delivery in such a song.  The MC dressed like Alice in wonderland character spotted me at this point and was a tad surprised I was there!  Afterwards they asked Kikka to speak English since she had been to America.  she began to cheat and literally use the same phrases she did whilst there.  "My name is Yuu Kikkawa, I am a Japanese singer"  They stopped her laughing saying that as obvious due to where we were and she should say something else!  Cruel bastards!  Plus 1000 points :P

She responded after a moment to think by saying, with a drawl as bad when I speak Japanese, "did you have fun with me?"  I'll ignore the million and 1 innuendos you can draw from that and simply state we cheered, at which point the three of them looked at me so I just went '英語すごい！ (Amazing english) which made Kikka happy, guys didn't seem sure so I just shouted "Trust me I should know!" which got half-laughs, mainly as they probably only understood one word lol

After this all groups came on stage and were joined by some dude in a huge outfit dressed as an egg!  I was like WTF?  And it turned out to be some morning exercise thing and does dances with idols/performers.  So cue the whole group being asked to take part!  Kikka also got referred as sensei at one point and forced to perform in the centre.  Cue me cheering as I was right in front of her!  Afterwards her and Goto had a conversation and giggled, no idea what was said though.

Finally after this lights went up before the stage area was cleared, then bizarrely three sets of tables were pulled out and partitioned by flimsy barriers.  Cue Theポッシボー and Kikka being directed to their tables.  Due to not carrying more than 2000 yen on me; earlier I had been forced to choose between them... No contest, I adore The ポッシボー and would have loved to meet them...  But Kikka is my first place and was not going to miss a handshake with her on my final few days in Japan!

Thus I found myself somehow third in line which was good as only had one ticket so less people to clutter the place afterwards!  Before this Robin and Hashimon looked and spotted me, it probably took them by surprise as they were waving so I waved back and gave a thumbs up which Hashimon reciprocated, nice bonus end to the evening since I was theoretically blowing them off...  Oops!! 

Anyway I went up to Kikka and said in english that her english was fabulous, she replied with thank you and constantly signalled with 'ok' to which I was like yeah you're good, she smiled alot and then I was kicked out of the table area!  Cue the end of an awesome evening, I'd have liked them to have ended it later since both Kikka and The ポッシボー are over 20 so can legally work past 9pm but wasn't to be.  With a little editing of the MC's they could have given the groups more time but I can't argue.  I have been extremely lucky whilst out here.  Kikka, The ポッシボー, up up girls, morning musume, c-ute, berryz kobou, s/mileage, juice=juice...  All have been witnessed live, some handshaked, others signed merchandise...  No I cannot complain at that!

So now I am getting ready for bed, my missing days blog will be released probably tomorrow, nice relaxing day with friends ahead of my last day in japan :-(  Been so awesome, wish it wouldn't end.  Until next time *sets sail*

A trip to Odaiba for Morning Musume event

Hey all, sswishbone's blog update for the past couple of days.  I have been slipping in my entries but then had a lot going on privately and also with my trip here in Japan!  Starting with the 19th, after three concerts in one day and two in one day before that, I needed to just have a nice relaxing day of it.  Started with a lie in until around 9am, normally due to the heat I am up at 6am!  So hey must have needed it.

Hung about doing my blog first thing and then went to Akihabara just to get some air and some lunch.  Naturally this involved me visiting the club sega arcade again!  Seriously I haven't arcade gamed this much since I was 13 and on holiday at Bashley park with my family!  (A dorset/New Forest caravan site when Point Blank was a new title!)

And speaking of ancient games, what did I happen to notice next to a pair of sega rally and daytona USA 2 arcade cabinets...   A  SUPER HANG ON arcade machine!  Proper ride on bike with the screen level with the handlebars!  I have not seen this since 1988 when I was at Naish holiday village, proper blast from the past!  Naturally I had a go but was shite at it, this game I played to death on Sega Mega Drive, but for that you use a controller not a bike you have to lean on!  I will play this more though as it is just too awesome not to.

Once I had emptied a few 100 yen coins into Outrun 2 Sp I hit a mos Burger to get a tonkatsu shrimp burger meal for my lunch, which was damn tasty.  Healthy?  Fuck no!  But I am on holiday and therefore entitled to treat my body to the bad stuff as much as I want!

Went back to my apartment after this to do some laundry and shower, when I got a message from Dean saying he was meeting a Canadian wota friend in Akihabara later that afternoon and I was more than welcome to join them.  Yup!  Never turn down the opportunity to hang out with new people, especially fellow idol lovers!

So back to akiba and first port of call was to check out the H!P store again, I am still waiting on my Mizuki A4 special photo, it should actually be in now with any luck...  Anyway, we scouted out the merch and laughed at the various silly stuff that is on sale along with the awesome.  Before we settled down in the seated area to joke about a S/mileage concert that was playing.

For all their expense on the store, they really need to sort their playing equipment out!  The resolution of the show was absolutely terrible and had this horrible golden exposure hue over the top of it, it reminded me of a show from the 1970's!  Really really sloppy, but then, I imagine they don't want you watching concerts for free but blowing money on goods!

Once this was done Dean and his mate wanted to go and talk to someone at a place they worked together in Akiba, not being authorised to go up there I went to a local bar and got a pint of Kirin.  What was cool is this place was on two sides of an open plaza, the left-hand bar that I grabbed a beer in was no smoking, whilst across the plaza was a smoking one, absolutely brilliant!  For those who say the smoking ban should be lifted, perhaps this sort of structure would be a good compromise?

Anyway we spent the next 20 or so minutes supping beer and talking about all sorts of things, mostly about how Manchester music was influential.  Not the sort of conversation I expected to have in a bar in akihabara with two fellow wota haha.  Dean was saying how this is the thing about idol fandom he can't explain to anyone else, just that it somehow pulls so many threads together and there is so much crossover interest, knowledge and debate outside of the idol world which is bound together by a love for the girls.  I agree, I remember when I first met Oroboras and we spent a 90 minute car journey debating american muscle cars haha!

Dean's mate then leapt on a train and we briefly visited Yodobashi in Akiba as Dean had been given some stunning Sony studio headphones but they had a cable that was about 4 metres long and he wanted a cable that was shorter.  Being a former music promoter and radio DJ I am familiar with a few things about cabling and setting up so was a useful wingman for the venture.  Inside we found tonnes of things like kettle to kettle leads, jack leads and colossal studio cables with a adaptors that are as thick as a thumb, not useful for plugging into a smartphone!

Eventually an assistant pointed us in the right direction and after running my keen eye over the connectors, found a 1 metre cable that was perfect fit and works fine.  So Dean can now be a smug git with audiophiles who go on about Beats audio and other stuff by just going, 'well mine are used in studios, be jealous!'  lol

We called it a night after this and I just chilled with a few beers.  So on to the 20th, this was the day where I would get to see morning musume live and also attend a handshake event for them.  For those who aren't familiar, this is literally where the group line up at a table as if doing a signing, but instead you shake hands and say stuff to them (if you're confident enough!)  And as I had not met any of the line-up I was excited to see how they'd react to someone being British lol

So first things first, leapt on the yamanote to Shimbashi where I then changed to the Yurikamomoe line (lol Yurikamoe makes me think of Akkyan from The Possible around the time they did 'young days' !)  This was a cool monorail that was quite high above the city and crossed the huge river channels of Tokyo to reach Odaiba.  It naturally had some awesome views out of the window, check these out!

Yeah pretty impressive, the monorail isn't technically cheap but I'd say it's similiar to UK for local journeys and with views like that, plus the fact it is reliable and comfortable, it easily trumps my home country!  Also was a bit strange as halfway through the journey the road and the rail track spiral through a 270 degree turn to cross the water, felt like I was being driven around the famous turn 8 at Istanbul speedway!

Eventually I disembark at the station near Fuji TV and struggled at first to find where I should be, it did not help that there was an event at Fuji TV and the event I was going for, luckily an attendant gave me an event map which I figured out and ventured on over.

Event itself was in what was literally a converted car park, with the stage being high and large, and all seats formed from rows of benches, very much a temporary facility!  Still once inside I was strolling around for a bit indulging in shaved ice and beer and looking at the one piece display, when I notice Carlos sat in a shaded bench area near some straddled gates.  After talking with him it became clear at 2:30pm they would start allowing people to pre-order the 54th Morning Musume single (it's not out until 28th) and get given a handshake ticket for post concert, thus I now have one on order that may make it to my address before I return to england or may not!

Awesome inflatable One Piece ship at Odaiba

Anyway around 1pm everyone darted from their seats and this impromptu horseshoe line was formed, at first Carlos stood with me but then saw wota he knew further forward so went to them.  For ten minutes everything was fine, when suddenly they called that this was not the real queue and it would start along the fencing that formed the exit to the venue.  Which was a good call as we would have clogged a lot of public space otherwise.

So the scramble to reform the line happens and I end up around 16th in the queue, Carlos was around 116th!  Shows that sometimes it pays to be patient and await confirmation!  Waited in line for around 90 mins and then we began to be herded forward, then had to fill in a form with my address...  I didn't want to put my UK one as doubt it would be accepted, luckily, my phone has an offline storage for my e-mail, so while internet does not work out here (deliberately so as not to incurr roaming charges!) I could access my current address, lucky!

Afterwards I grabbed some fries and then went wandering when I noticed people crowding around the arena.  Curious, I joined the throng, when suddenly Momusu walked on stage, about 90 mins ahead of schedule in street clothes.  Bemused I stood and watched as they soundchecked!  Now this is something I never expected I would get to see in the idol world.  Having done gig promotion I have seen soundchecks before, but this was odd in that the area only had gates so you could still see.

The girls even got in on the act and were waving and shouting at us lot saying how they could see us watching haha.  It was a surreal experience to see them in street gear, Mizuki wore a shirt that said 'left my heart in Hawaii' which made me chuckle.  They did four songs to check which were Help me, Brainstorming, Ai no gundan and wagamama ai no joke.  What was curious is that during the check they sometimes did not sing all the lines, mainly the high noted ones, which suggests to me they were more focussed on low end vocals and must have had some form of issue getting it right.

After this hung around for ten minutes or so when a guy with a megaphone started talking about access to the venue from the left, initially people just stood to the left but then I remembered seeing a sign earlier with the kanji for entrance pointing right not too far from where we queued.  Walked around and as a result got straight through with no queuing.

Inside I took my position on the fifth row right by the aisle, which was a fantatsic spot as it was not only close, but angled across the whole stage, plus it would transpire that Mizuki spent 80% of the gig on this side so was close to my oshi for Morning Musume, woo hoo!

Sly shot of the stage taken when staff weren't about

During the wait for the gig to start they actually played MM pv's so that alleviated some of the dullness, also at this point Maoh and Madoka came over announcing they had arrived and wanted to meet after the handshake as sadly they had not got a ticket for the handshake.  I was like sure, while I had an amazing spot, these two had some in block A tiered seats, which meant seated gig only, not cool!

Just before Momusu came on a 20 second countdown began which naturally got everyone chanting and massively excited.  When the girls came on, they looked gorgeous wearing an outfit I had not expected!  I anticipated either the Wagamama or Ai no gundan PV costumes, instead we got these.

*Pic sourced by Amped from jplop.com*

Mizuki made me howl, lace and sailor hat, aye aye captain!  Haha.  Setlist for the show was all modern tracks, which disappointed me slightly, as I think it would have been a good opportuinty to showcase a little more of their history, still it was enjoyable.  Tracks were: - Help Me, Waruteka take a chance, Brainstorming, Kimi sae, Ai no gundan and Wagamama ai no joke.  

The gig was still massivley exciting and fun, with kimi sae and ai no gundan being the standout moments.  Also some good comedy happened during the MC's, in second MC Sayumi signalled for Oda Sakura to lead on something, but was looking at the wrong side of the stage, cue Oda going 'Kochi!' to Sayu to get her attention XD

Also in the encore MC where they announced themselves and thanked the crowd, Mizuki went first and called all of the crowd amazing for the volume at which 'encore' was chanted.  After this Macchan began speaking when all of a sudden a bee or some sort of insect started swarming around Mizuki, cue her stomping and swatting furiously which got everyone laughing and Macchan looking around wondering what was going on!

Finally, after the MC, Riho signals for the song to begin and the girls all form the pose for the song...  And are greeted by total silence!  For around ten seconds we are looking around and even the members start getting this sort of 'err... What's going on?'  Look.  I then shouted '音楽どこですか'  (english 'Where's the music?) A few wota laughed and then chanted 音楽 before finally the track 'One Two Three' started to end the gig.

Afterwards joined the line for the handshake and up onto the stage we went, this was a rapid event!  Seriously, not even two seconds before you were moved on!  Anyway mostly I just said to members I was British and thanks for the gig, Suzuki kanon developed a smile wider than the Mersey tunnel when I said that!  For Mizuki I went a little further saying that I had come all the way from britain and I really liked her.  Think it shocked her a bit but she was very grateful, which is always cool.  For sayu I just spoke english and said 'cheers for leading the concert'  she understood none of it but who cares?  lol

Once outside Maoh and Madoka were waiting and we began to make our way out of the event, before leaving we took a walk around Odaiba as I hadn't had chance that morning and got to take a shot of the gigantic Gundam statue and also it turned out another idol group were having a small event at the side of the gundam.  No idea who they were but there was literally twelve people watching them, they were still energetic enough but the music really was not our thing so we scarped pretty sharp.

Once done with this, we decided to head for the station but on the way, in a really bewildering moment, I saw this.

Really don't know what to make of this, I have somehow transported to New York lol.  Not something I expected to see here in Japan that's for sure!  After seeing this Maoh was explaining that on the rivers here in Odaiba, they often have boats where people drink and party.  I explained to Madoka and Maoh that they sometimes happen in the UK but more common are the drinking buses.  Maoh then suggested Oroboras should drive one for all of us in the future XD

Once back at Shimbashi, Maoh and Madoka announced they were gonna hit a flash burger joint in Kawasaki and would I join them.  Big burgers?  Damn straight I'll join you!  So onwards we went into kawasaki train station/shopping mall, and after navigating a bizarre series of escalators where you have to walk a quarter of the upper level for the next set to emerge, we were there.

This was a proper old fashioned 1950's US diner and it was awesome!  Ordered a chicken burger and it came with one of the biggest chicken fillets I have seen!  I also had one of their oreo milkshakes for the full on diner experience, damn tasty too!  

We spent hours afterwards talking about H!P, previous trips to Japan, Madoka's residence in Oxford and how many idol events Oroboras will try and attend in october!  Maoh also had his laptop with him and tonnes of photos from his previous trips, incuding the Eurowota meet up in London during 2010.  This was wonderfully nostalgic seeing Maimai being shown off on british buses and outside royal albert hall made me chuckle as I hadn't seen them in so long.  Only downer was seeing her who shall not be named during the karaoke photos!

One thing that transpired during the evening, was that this place was where the video for 'lady mermaid' by the Satoyama unit Dialady was shot!  So that's another part of the idol history I can tick off, naturally at evening's end we had to get one of the staff to photograph us all together.

From left Myself, Madoka and Maoh

By now it had got past 10pm so jumped on the half train back to Nippori then literally came home, updated twitter with some inane babble (including how yes I had forgotten names of people, I am terrible at remembering them from meetings, I need to get over that somehow!) and hit the sack.  So today, well I think Mizuki A4 will have arrived in H!P store so gonna go there and maybe try and conquer super hang on again!  Until next time *sets sail*

Five concerts, Two days and reyuunion of old friends!

Hey everybody, sswishbone checking back in.  Ouch!  First thing I have to say, that title is no joke, five concerts, ten hours of concert time, at least fifteen including queuing/hanging about.  Yeah it was tough!  Start with the first day, got up and was on twitter talking to Nino as he was going to be at both days as a trader of goods rather than attending the concert!

Now Oroboras asked if I could grab him a t-shirt of Miyamoto Karin from Juice=Juice I said I would certainly try but Nino advised none were listed on the websites so there might not be any.  Still 9am I ventured to 中野サンプラザ where the gigs would be held.  It was a trip down memory lane for me as this was the first concert venue I ever attended in Japan, way back in November 2009 when I came for Reina's birthday gigs of the Morning Musume tour...  How time moves on!

As usual for August the weather was scorchingly hot and humid, hovered somewhere around 32 degrees, not bad when your home town has temperatures around 20 degrees!  Still left the station and crossed the street literally to be at the gig itself.  Found Nino and it turned out there were karin shirts after all, I joined the queue and got lucky, yup, Oroboras can breathe a little easier, though he owes me 2500 yen and a beer for my trouble haha!

2500 yen Oroboras, good eh?

While up there I also bought one of the mystery clearfile goods and got a Berryz groupshot, not being a fan of Berryz I consulted Nino about a trade but the guys he was with had tonnes already!  Not giving up I spoke with another trader and asked if he had any Fukumura Mizuki he'd be willing to trade and the dude agreed!  So this compliments the 2L photoset of Mizuki I picked up at the merch stall as well.

After this I just hung about with Nino for a while, trying to enjoy the shade of the trading tents and keeping fluid in my body, fortunately I showed military style preparation and had about four litres of water and sports drinks with me.  Unlike the UK, where you can only hydrate by buying a small bottle of spring water for about £2, in Japan they let you take anything so long as it is not a camera for photos or video!  Thus attendees are encouraged to carry as much fluid as possible for the gigs, I strongly reccomend it after this weekend!

Around 30 mins before concert started I went into the hall and found my position, all five tickets I bought cheaper options putting me from row 16 backwards.  As a tall guy I have an advantage in that I am much bigger than the average concert goer in Japan, so not as important to be really far forward for me!  Before the gig started they showed advertising cm's for all groups bar juice=juice, and it got really irritating!  Namely because this awful announcement of "Hello project!" shattered the silence between CM and the novelty very quicky wore off!

Still, it was better than the Avril Latrine music they had playing over the house PA.  I seriously don't understand Japanese venues, they always seem to play the most random and at times inappropriate music for gigs.  Still, I ignored it, but then out of nowhere they showed the video the 2011 earthquake charity single which had pretty much the entirety of Up front together on one track, meaning a rare chance to see hello project, nice girl project and other groups sharing the same space.  Only thing I was baffled about was why it was being shown, the quake is still affecting some people, but was not aware this will still raising funds.  Shows just how out of touch I can be!

After this was a hilarious animated video about things you are not allowed to do.  Most are common sense like don't take a seat you don't have a ticket for, or stand on the seats.  But some are just boring, one was 'no drinking alcohol'.  I booed this which caused a few fans to laugh quite hard, seriously, how can you not allow people to have a pre-show drink?  Another one which puzzled me was no throwing towels.  I was thinking, C-ute better not do Seishun song then!

Once this was over first concert started...  And it disappointed quite heavily.  The entire project came on for some song I didn't recognise which was moderately paced but featured almost no lines for my fave Mizuki and just felt a bit...  Poor.  After this MC Makoto came on and immediately I was thinking 'you're the fucking man!'  because there he was, in an awesome red coloured three piece suit with matching red cowboy hat!  I want that outfit as it was amazing!

Once a brief intro was made and the VTR showing all the groups performing got out of the way first surprise occurred when Juice=Juice joined the Hello Pro Kenshuusei for a track together.   It was a fun mid-paced number with some good chant moments, but still felt like the gig hadn't really got going.  After this was over Juice=Juice took stage along and did their two singles ロマンスの途中 and 五月雨美女がさ乱れる.  The latter was better than the former even though ロマンスの途中 is actually a decent song.  I also enjoyed watching this new group really doing what they could to show off their talents.  I am not a fan of this group yet, but I will say they impressed me, especially Sayuki  she has a very good set of pipes and tonnes of potential to improve them.  (Cue a slap from Oroboras  for not worshipping Karin!)

Smileage were up next and their first song was new single 新しい私になれ！ which is the first of their recent material I actually like, with the brooding electro and rapid paced chorus complete with defiant lyrics actually made me think 'you've finally found your balls!'  Helps that they wear these gorgeous white outfits and do tonnes of heavy kicking dancing, hey, I'm a sucker for that!

But then they did something which was a big complaint for me throughout the whole of this set-list...  A medley!  Every group did one and I felt it was an absolute waste.  Medleys are great on the group headline tours as it gives fans a chance to see stuff that is not part of the cycle.  When a stage is shared between five major groups, and four of them hog time with medleys, it just drags the experience out and drains time that could have been used for other stuff.

Still this medley wasn't too bad, it featured 夢見る 15歳 which is always a good call and also some modern tracks which sounded ok, I will also give props to the unit member Temura Meimei.  I am not a fan of hers, anytime I look at a picture of her I feel creeped out by her face and she comes across as lacking character when speaking...  But fuck me if she does not have some phenomenal power in those vocals.  For raw power she is on par with former Morning Musume member Risa Niigaki, and at her age that is extremely high praise.  Just makes me wonder if we'll see her have the chance to develop with the style of unit she is in at the moment.

Once they had their moment Makoto came back announcing a few of the satoyama units would perform and I am not entirely familiar with these so it was a voyage into the unknown somewhat.  Up first were ダイヤレディー the duo of Risako and Airi.  Having seen the PV for this song I was surprised at how old fashioned it was, it actually reminded me alot of the old idol duo Pink lady in look and sound.  Both girls really tried hard at this live and did a decent job.  Some of the lyrics have a very tough pace to replicate and each struggled at points but it was on the whole a good performance.

After them came メロウクアッド and this surprised me with how sort of tribal it was.  It helped that Maimi was performing in a sort of warrior attire with her legs on show, always a good thing!  With that distraction aired, back to the song.  As I said it was a very tribal piece, with sort of Samoan style to it.  Was a really good live number as people proper got into the swing of the movements, also props for having Kenshuusei on stage waving huge flags like some call to arms, gets my vote!

Completing this run was Hi-fin and it all felt a bit 'meh' the song was forgettable even with all five members doing random monologues, a shame.  Still the fun came flooding back afterwards when the Hello Project Kenshuusei did 彼女になりたいっ!!!  This was awesome, a proper old school eurobeat track!  If I knew the dance I'd have been paraparaing away like a lunatic with a set of glowsticks...  Just as well I didn't then or else I'd have knocked three or four people out!

Some MC followed but I used it as a drinks break before C-ute came on stirred things up with 'Akegore my star' which got the crowd going nuts, brief MC followed about a C-ute and S/mileage gig of some sort and then the C-ute medley.  This one actually was fine, it helped that it started with 'Tokkaiko Junjou' My fave of all the C-ute back catalog, although MaiMai doing the monologue irritated me, it's Maimi's spot dammit!  Give it back!!  The rest of the medley contained most of their upbeat and electro numbers such as Kiss me 愛してる and 会いたい 会いたい 会いたいな which was a great sound together, but still, wished they'd just done full versions of Tokkaiko Junjou and Kiss me 愛してる  They finished with their newer song 悲しき雨降り and the middle bit I loved about the rain, but the start was far too upbeat and killed the mood of the song, good, but not as good as it could have been!

Berryz followed and instantly wound the clock back with Madayade before their medley which was very average as focussed on the modern singles, aside from ヒロインになろうか！ it was all very average and jarring, not cool.  Their choice of new single for this setlist ゴールデン チャイナタウン was ok, listenable and fine to chant along with, but still lacked polish and depth, I think Madeyade spoiled me!

Morning Musume were up after this and shocked me by doing Mikan!  Now this track is one that didn't sell well but I have always loved, it is just an awesome upbeat track with superb synthesis of keys and guitar, vocally it is not quite the same level now as there is no Reina, Ai chan, LinLin, Gaki or Eri.  However Mizuki, Ayumi and Sakura did a great job and the others tried.

After this was Momusu's medley...  And it sucked!!  All it contained were the recent singles like help me, 123 and warateka take a chance...  They all mashed together but not in a good way, these was no sense of style or uniqueness to them and it just painful to listen to.  Too much autotune, too much synth instrumentation and too much of Riho's cracking vocals.  What annoys me massively, is that on Colourful character tour they had the greatest medley I have ever heard.  Not only did it move between periods of the group's history, but it properly fused them together as songs.  If you haven't seen it go on youtube and find it!  if you have seen it, just listen to how they mix 'sexy boy' with 'I'm lucky girl' to see what I mean.  The medley from this gig was frankly a pathetic effort!

Once this ended they performed new single わがまま 気のまま 愛のジョーク and I got a sense of missed opportunity about it.  The quiet building opening where they all sing the title is really good and mysterious making you wonder to expect.  Then after 19 seconds or so there is that awesome electro breakdown.  A proper dark and angry sounding BGM which makes you think 'oh wow they're not gonna be in a good mood with this one!' But then after it sounds like a very fast metronome has been left playing, while someone pissed about using a saw to play the bass.  I will say the chanting 'Asaretai' part was phenomenal live as the crowd proper got into it, but aside from that, this song missed the chance to be special, a pity.

Final act of the show appeared after this with S/mileage going first doing a reworked version of スキちゃん before C-ute crash the party with an excellent rendition of 超WONDERFUL! which got the crowd fired right back up and then Berryz came on with their similarly rocking track 本気ボンバー!! and at this point I was thinking 'where the fuck was this earlier instead of all the needless medleys?'  Unfortunately right at the end of the show!  As after this all groups did a communal goodbye before going into 元気ピカッピカッ！ as the climax of the show.

But what was weird...  Is that it was a semi-samba version!  It had these really heavy carribean drums to it but over the original bgm...  It was...  Odd!  Good fun though!  Also some of the girls came off stage and walked along the aisles of the crowd performing.  At one point I had Risako, Nacky, Maimi and Ayaccho about ten feet away from me, so that cheered me up somewhat!

Post concert sat outside eating ice cream and cooling down when Naoyuki found me, we chatted briefly before agreeing to meet up post show, I was hoping to see Maoh but he wasn't knocking about for some reason.  After the gap passed with unbearable heat, went inside to the second concert.  Feeling an overall sense of disappointment at the initial set list I had low expectations, mercifully the second set-list was a fuck tonne better than the first!

It kicked off with the whole group doing 'Ok yeah!' by Momusu which I am a sucker for due to its eurobeat nature.  What was cool is that it had Sayu and Riho from MM but then Captain, Maimi and Ayaccho as the initial leads before everyone else came on stage to perform and that was damn cool!  Also the nature of the song made it a perfect opener as it has immediate impact.

After another MC, with Makoto in a much more boring suit, the Kenshuusei did their song again, while Juice=Juice did their major debut and 私が言う前に抱きしめなきゃね before we got groups doing multiple tracks from the past of H!P together, it was at times a case of the  great, the good and the ugly!

The greatest undoubtedly was captain/chinami/airi doing Gomattou's  'Shall we Love?' which was absolutely superb to hear live.  And the girls did a great job on what is not an easy song, their performance wasn't as strong as High King in 2011 but it came close and that is high praise.  Another good one was a group including karin and miyabi (I think) doing Otome gumi's  'Ai no sono - touch my heart' which got me giddy being one of my favourite songs from the whole of MM's history.

The ugly though was when Sayumi and Ayaccho did a rendition of 'Love namida iro'...  Oh god this was pure pain, forget waterboarding, use this as a technique for securing information, you'd get it in a heartbeat!  Having heard Kikka's superb effort on her cover album 'Vocalist' and naturally Ayaya's stunning original, this was just terrible.  I confess, I would not have been any better, but that's not the point.  Together these two could probably do a good rendition of some songs, but definitely not 'love namida iro'

The second concert also featured more from the groups back catalogues being done.  C-ute treated us to a superb rendition of 'Seishun song' and yes, the crowd did ignore the no throwing towels rule!  Berryz also went wonderfully nostalgic and dug up 'yuke yuke monkey dance' which was all sorts of silly fun!  

Some of the newer singles did get done.  C-ute blew me away with their song アダムとイブのジレンマ this was soooooo much better than I could have ever hoped.  Superb musicianship, awesome balance to the vocals, a really sexy dance and great chanting.  Also having seen the PV since, big pops for the whole chained room ethos and them actually having a set rather than green screen, big plus points!

Not to be outdone Berryz also played their dark electro piece サヨナラ ウソつきの私 which was excellent live, really balanced BGM with those short blasts of darkness that just pin me to my seat when I hear them.  Odd, as I used to always shout about shite techno was, maybe I have just learned how any music can work if you use it properly?  What j-pop taught me for sure.

Momusu did some song I don't know before launching into Ai no gundan, which was much better live than the other a-side.  It still struggles in places like the needless 'honto honto honto honto' bit that just feels annoying, and there is the dreaded autotune which I despise more than a tv soap.  (oooh burn!)   But it still felt good live and had good crowd interaction, before the concert ended with everyone doing Berryz 'yuujou junjou oh seishun' which felt epic as a closer.

Now you're probably wondering if this was such a great concert how come I wrote less?  Simply because it was a total whirlwind from start to finish, it just felt great, even when Tasaki Asahi guested it didn't feel too jarring, despite the fact I find her to be a merely slightly less boring Mano Erina.  I find a sign of a great concert, is when you don't stand there thinking, 'in my review I am gonna say...'  I only do that if either a) I ever do a write up for a pro site (which I haven't since 2006) or b) I am bored out of my brain!

After the concert Maoh found me so we said our thank yous to each other and we joined Naoyuki and his friend to hit a local food place and get some drinks.  Nao and I speak English, Maoh and Nao's friend japanese.  So we just jumped in and tried where possible to speak Japanese...  I realise now how rusty mine is and how much improvement I need to make.  I could be understood, but it's like when you hear an Asian person speaking Engrish, well I was speaking Crapanese!  (Credit Oroboras for that term!)

Still we had fun discussing the sets and also other concerts and stuff we had been to such as idol nation.  I also was drinking big beers, while the others would either not drink at all or only have medium/small.  I explained that in England a night out is usually at least six beers!  If beer drinking were an olympic sport it'd be UK, Belgium and Germany battling for the medals everytime I think.  I did nothing to shatter that illusion anyway!  

After  a couple of hours we called it a night, Maoh headed back to Shinjuku, while Nao and I travelled together since he's rooming only a few stops on the Yamanote from me.  It was nice to switch back to English and really made me appreciate how skilled people who can do both seemlessly are.  For me, the problem is that there are very few people I speak Japanese with where I am, but I do need to sort that out somehow if I am to ever get any better and make my trips in the future even  more enjoyable!

After sleeping set off for the triple concert day.  Now there's not much I can really write, as, dissapointingly, the first concert was done TWICE on this day.  The first time I was expecting it and actually thankful as it was a good way to warm up without going too hard at it to conserve energy and fluid.  The second concert had similar vein to the first but did feature the awesome highlight of Captain, Karin and a few others doing Maki Goto's  'Daite yo!  Please go on!'  I was marking out massively as this is easily one of the greatest songs to have ever come out of the project, while again, it was no match for the High-king performance in 2010, it certainly came close and the crowd are just amazing for this song.  The nature of the chants and wotagei is just unbelievable, only 'romantic ukare mode' outdoes it in my opinion.

I did run into Carlos outside the venue though, he was doing similar to Nino in not attending the concerts but at venue for networking reasons.  He also brokered a sale of a ticket to me for Morning Musume Fuji TV event tomorrow, so another event, woo hoo!  Carlos at first wasn't sure if we knew each other and I explained we last met three years ago on the streets of Akihabara when we checked out some of the idol stores.

Carlos is only into morning musume so fired up their tour in November, but I'll be long gone by then, Oroboras will instead be in place tearing up the country!  So yeah aside from a few minor but awesome changes like C-ute doing 'Midnight tempation' the sets were very similar to the day before and I feel I could have saved quite a bit by only going for a couple of the gigs, still, it was an enjoyable experience.  I feel my biggest problem was that ever since Kikka has gone solo and most of the material in H!P went a little stale I fell out of the loop, so didn't fully know the material and groups.  If you are multi-group fandom wise you'll definitely gain enjoyment from these shows.

So on to today, rest, rest and more rest.  I need it!  Probably gonna do something small scale, see how I feel later.  Until next time *sets sail*